Last Friday I was super romantic and what not, and took SheWolf out on the town. I was going to surprise her but she demanded I spill the beans so she dressed appropriately. To her delight we were headed to Loca Luna.

She had never eaten there so she had no idea what to expect. Immediately she liked the atmosphere. We had a small wait to be seated so we bellied up to the bar for a cold round. She got an Apple Martini. APPLE FUCKING MARTINI. I'm not hating, I'm just saying. We were then seated.

Our waitress was hipsteresque and had an admirable piece of ink on her left arm. You gotta love State pride. Bottle service you pricks, yeah that's what happened next. Then appetizers. Holy smokes, crawfish and shrimp in a subtle spicy sticky sauce. It was THAT good.

Now for the entrees. She got trout stuffed with lobster and potato's. I got pork assa buko. I know you genius bros reading this are cursing my spelling because I don't know how to spell the pork dish. It doesn't matter, it should have been called Pork AWESOME Bucko!

It was an awesome dinner. I can't wait to get back there in the spring to pop bottles on that swag patio. F Yeah Patios.

Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen.

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