Let's go over some things where standards are relevant: Babes, Booze, Burgers. That's pretty much it. That's all that matters. Live by this my friends, you won't be disappointed.

This brings me to a relevant point, Burgers.

ARKANSAS BURGER COMPANY

I was eating there this weekend with Shewolf. We ordered obligatory burgers. This was her first ABC burger in many years so she opted for the Cheeseburger.

She said "Can I get some burger with this grease?" The burger was sopping wet and fell apart. "Can I get a knife and fork for this thing? They should blend this thing up and serve it on a taco."

She's brilliant.

I ordered the Cap City Burger, shrooms+Swiss. Mine also fell apart but the flavor was on. I've got mixed feelings.

If you dig greasy as f burgers then this is for you. I think I'm good on ABC for a while, at least until Q4.

Final thought: Reinvest in the exterior. This place has zero curb appeal, the paint is chipping and the awning is tattered. C'mon management.

Cheeseburger first.
Cap City second.

Have a great place we should visit? Let us know, offer to buy us a drink, and we can probably make it happen.

You're opinion is probably wrong but leave a comment anyway.